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Lazarus Lunchbox

Awarded to only the most prestigious of hotel reservations staff, the Lazarus Lunchbox is said to have originated at The Gant in Aspen, Colorado. The Lazarus Lunchbox boasts solid gold skier statues and is filled with amazing local delicacies. It is rumored that the impressive sculpture was designed by an Aspen art community rising star!Recipients of the award must handle the esteemed award with the utmost care and respect, whilst maintaining the BEST reservations staff in Colorado.

The Lazarus Lunchbox . An honor, indeed, Mr. Lazarus. “I am thrilled to have such a major award named after me” said Jon Lazarus, Corporate Director, Revenue Services for Destination Hotels and Resorts. “This is truly an honor.”

Lazarus Lunchbox by THE ULTIMATE WINNER! March 4, 2010

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Lazarus luck

The term "Lazarus luck" is applied to someone who has partied so hard that others deem them lucky to be alive. This may also apply to someone who has been resuscitated after an over dose. In reference to the biblical figure Lazarus of Bethany also known as Lazarus of the four days. Lazarus was said to have been resurrected four days after his death by Jesus.

Ozzy Osbourne must have some kind of "Lazarus luck"; the man has probably been brought back to life ten times!

Lazarus luck by partyviking June 28, 2013