lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

by Optomon October 31, 2003

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

Amalia Larios

I Love her, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS PERSON! Even though she can be a bit idiotic sometimes, this person will always keep you company, she is intelligent, she is brilliant, the best person you'll ever meet! If you do, make sure you don't screw it up

Me:I think Amalia Larios is amazing!
Zack: I think so too!

by PieceofShite February 27, 2015

Pavi Largo

Ask a Gentern who they prefer ten out of nine will say tha Pavi! The most dashing, panty snatching, he will leave your diapers dripping! Two hearts! Mark it up! Pavi Steals all of the hearts!

Pavi Largo is the best Character from any movie. Ever

by Nivek Ogre September 14, 2009

Boob Lagoon

A boob lagoon is the accumulation of sweat under and between an ample set of breasts.

Boob Lagoon is the ladies' equivalent to swamp ass. Girls below a B-cup may not understand the hot sweaty band of sweat that constitutes a boob lagoon, but find a C or larger and she will know!

by ColumbusDD May 23, 2013

Zoe Lagroomer

Zoe Laverne (known as Z*e Lagr00mer) is a 19 year old woman and a groomer. She groomed a 13 year old boy named Connor. She thinks she's "tHe StAr Of TiKtOk" when she rlly isn't

Friend: Yo, do you know who Zoe Lagroomer is?
Me: Oh that groomer? Yeah I do. I hate her.
Friend: Same.

by PoOpOo_kaka11 January 19, 2021