Pro-Active Laziness

other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch

for the opposite see Reactive laziness

Pro-active Laziness is :

-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever

by Darkhorsevru July 6, 2011

Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

lardines

Explosive sardine mines

Your bathroom smells like lardines

by Leg’jean March 4, 2018

Reactive laziness

Otherwise known as LAZY fucker Syndrome or RL

When you tell some one that there going out and they bitch and moan till you get them a cab and make sure they dont have to put much effort in.

Reactive laziness examples:

Me - Yo m8 its your turn to cook.
RL - "fuck that i will call a takeaway"

Me - come on its to go to the pub
RL - Aww i cant be arsed lets get a cab
Me - but its only 2 streets away
RL - "SO? if no cab then i aint going"

by Darkhorsevru July 12, 2011

His Larryness

Cool dude that exudes the qualities of Larry.

Where is His Larryness today?

by Larz February 14, 2005

larkness

A cool cat, very smart, knows his worth and isn't afraid to tell people. Don't mess wit a lark, everybody wants to be a lark.

The larkness of it all

by A Hinojosa March 6, 2015

Lazinessitis

A common mental health issue that makes a person very lazy. It is sometimes contagious and could be permanent.

Becky I don’t want to go to school. I think I might have lazinessitis.

by Yickatee September 8, 2018