Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand

He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne

by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016

Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013

German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009

green lantern

The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.

Man: I want to green lantern you so hard

by Negative Zero 34 February 8, 2014

Green Lantern

To ejaculate between a woman's breasts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the ejaculate glow.

Yo dog let me borrow yo black light, I'm bout to Green Lantern this ho tonight!

by MemoRandom March 11, 2008

lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor

sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)

by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007

Dutch Lantern

When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.

“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”

by Chillosophy August 5, 2018