Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 01, 2013

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Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand

He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne

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The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009

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The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.

Man: I want to green lantern you so hard

by Negative Zero 34 February 09, 2014

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To ejaculate between a woman's breasts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the ejaculate glow.

Yo dog let me borrow yo black light, I'm bout to Green Lantern this ho tonight!

by MemoRandom March 11, 2008

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having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor

sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)

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when you open another persons asshole and insert a lit candle

that's not a scented candle. i use that for a dirty lantern

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