Lance Armstronging

In a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb.

Sarah: "How was your night?"
Daniel: "My back hurts so much."
Sarah: "Why?"
Daniel: "There wasn't any room, so I was Lance Armstronging all night."

Sydney: "I'm finna Lance Armstrong him during lunch break."

by Squadra Cagna September 11, 2013

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

lancearmstronger

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.

"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."

by D H December 6, 2007

lancearmstrong

(verb) When playing a sport that normally requires two balls, such as Beer pong, a ball is lost but the game is kept going. Pronounced quickly and slurred as a single word version of "Lance Armstrong" due to its use during drinking games.

Damn, we lost a ball! Fuck it, we'll lancearmstrong it for now on!

by pokstad October 22, 2007