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Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.
Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?
by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020
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A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
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Lactose ladies

consists of 4 girls, all musically talented, all a little manually unstable, pretty much illiterate.

VERY COOL PEOPLE, yup mhm. good balance between these 4, except in height, aint never a dull moment!
did you see those girls” “yea those are the lactose ladies” “they’re so VERY COOL
by idkyoueither November 21, 2020
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lactose intolerance

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
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Lactose

Broke, or has a low amount of cash
Joe went lactose after dinner last night.
by Real nigga A. July 24, 2021
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lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.
Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.
by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023
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