Ashton Kutcher

Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.

Wipe your nose, stop fucking with Ashton Kutcher

by UltimateRuffles October 29, 2019

Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

Ashton is the best guy ever!

by Brooke September 15, 2004

ashton kutcher

gorgeous man who has great hair and a sexy body

i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)

by juney cromer August 4, 2007

Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.

I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.

by Dataspice May 8, 2009

ashton kutcher

An extremely sexy and hilarious actor, that's right i said ACTOR because he CAN act.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.

Bob: Aww man, did you see Ashton Kutcher in that movie last night? He's so stupid, plus he's a terrible actor.

Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.

Bob: ... Whatever

by KateeKay February 4, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher - Became an Instant dad the moment he got on with Demi Moore. (See Instant Dad)

Mother fucking ashton kutcher, the guy that became instant dad because he is with demi moore who is a 40 something year old MILF that's still pretty OK looking.

by RandomScaper July 11, 2009

ass chin kutcher

someone with a huge cleft in their chin that looks like a butthole

hey ass chin kutcher, pass me the ketchup

by jojoclownpants April 13, 2010