kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.

For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!

by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011

Kurtis Blow

First rapper to ever go "mainstream". Represented the 80's old shcool hiphop scene, when shit was true and all was good and when it was cool to call hip hop, "rap". Nas even stole his song "If I Ruled the World"

by Hamydeez October 5, 2003

Kurtism

A religion more superior to others, we worship Kurapika and say AKAKU instead of amen

Ex

Friend a: what’s your religion?

Friends B: Kurtism, AKAKU ✝️✝️🛐🛐🙏

by Kurapikasminion November 1, 2020

Kurtis Conner

Awesome guy, who just makes everyone me laugh and is a great youtuber, the mayor of KurtisTown. I am a proud student of Yee Yee University.

"Hey are you subscribed to Kurtis Conner?"
"Yes, Yee Yee University!"

by qgk February 10, 2021

kurissa

She is a beautiful girl from inside and out who can always light up your day. Caring and nice. Super funny and awkward at times, but she is the sweetest. You wouldn't be able to find her anywhere. She's one of a kind, if you have her, your lucky.

Look at Kurissa, too bad I don't have her.

by THIS.GIRL January 7, 2017

Kurdistan

The land of the strongest and most resilient people on Earth. They’ve suffered multiple genocides and massacres at the hands of Turks, Arabs and Persians yet have not given up on their hopes of freedom.

Kurdistan, land of the brave.

by Zagrosi May 9, 2019

Kurtism

Kurtism is a religion used to worship Kurapika Kurta, from Hunter X Hunter.

thou shalt drownith in an indescribable emptiness 🛐 kurtisms 4:20 🛐
. :∞♡*♥♥*♡∞: .
all other HXH religions are non-existent✝
🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐MOE🛐SAKURA🛐
. :∞♡*♥♥*♡∞: .
death to the demons in hell (aka the Phantom Troupe)🛐 kurtisms 3:25🛐

Wipe All Spiders From Their Puny Existance.

“I have converted to Kurtism. I worship, my one and only god, ‘Kurapika Kurta’.

by NX~~ November 4, 2020