A kid who goes to Kumon and therefore always gets good math grades. They usually suck at any other subject though
Friend 1: How'd you do on that math test!
Friend 2: Great! I sat next to Johnny so I copied off him.

Friend 1: No fair! Johnny's a Kumon Kid
by mskcct November 4, 2015
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What you get in the morning for being good.
(Noun) When I'm good in the morning, I get a huge Kumon Reward

(Verb) I'm gonna Kumon Reward when I wake up this morning.
by Baggotry January 9, 2009
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KUMON IS F*CKING HELL ON EARTH PEOPLE. THEY GIVE WAY TO MUCH MUCH F*CKING HOMEWORK AND THE PEOPLE THERE ARE LIKE THE DEVIL. GOD HELP ME.
Kumon is f*cking hell on earth!
by MissKnowItALLGirl November 4, 2022
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I FUCKING HATE KUMON SO MUCBIT GIVE ME NIGHT MARES AND I HAVE TO DO LITERALLY 2 BOOKLETS A DAY I WANT TO DIE FUCK THIS PLACE ISTG THERE ALL THE SAME WITH WET VARPETS FLICKERING LIGHTS AND YELLOW WALLS I LITERALLY HATE UT HERE I WANT TO DIE KILL ME THIS PLAVE IS SHIT ME AND MY MOMS RELATIONSHIP HAS LITERALLY GONE TO HELL BECAUSE OF THIS U WANT TO DIE KILL ME O,S
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by imliterallycrying March 6, 2023
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A torture method of math for ages K-12.
Person 1: I have to go to Kumon tomorrow
Person 2: Ugh, good luck
by VocabInferno$$$ September 23, 2022
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a hoe that creates kumon like bye wtf keep those math sheets to yourself and your son ain’t no one wants to do em
i fucking hate kumon sm istg it gives me nightmares i hope my kumon intructor dies and dies slowly fuck you toru kumon fuck you
by imliterallycrying March 6, 2023
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