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Kumon Kid

A kid who goes to Kumon and therefore always gets good math grades. They usually suck at any other subject though
Friend 1: How'd you do on that math test!
Friend 2: Great! I sat next to Johnny so I copied off him.

Friend 1: No fair! Johnny's a Kumon Kid
by mskcct January 6, 2016
mugGet the Kumon Kidmug.

Kumon Reward

What you get in the morning for being good.
(Noun) When I'm good in the morning, I get a huge Kumon Reward

(Verb) I'm gonna Kumon Reward when I wake up this morning.
by Baggotry January 8, 2009
mugGet the Kumon Rewardmug.

kumon

I FUCKING HATE KUMON SO MUCBIT GIVE ME NIGHT MARES AND I HAVE TO DO LITERALLY 2 BOOKLETS A DAY I WANT TO DIE FUCK THIS PLACE ISTG THERE ALL THE SAME WITH WET VARPETS FLICKERING LIGHTS AND YELLOW WALLS I LITERALLY HATE UT HERE I WANT TO DIE KILL ME THIS PLAVE IS SHIT ME AND MY MOMS RELATIONSHIP HAS LITERALLY GONE TO HELL BECAUSE OF THIS U WANT TO DIE KILL ME O,S
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by imliterallycrying March 5, 2023
mugGet the kumonmug.

toru kumon

a hoe that creates kumon like bye wtf keep those math sheets to yourself and your son ain’t no one wants to do em
i fucking hate kumon sm istg it gives me nightmares i hope my kumon intructor dies and dies slowly fuck you toru kumon fuck you
by imliterallycrying March 5, 2023
mugGet the toru kumonmug.

Kumon

A torture method of math for ages K-12.
Person 1: I have to go to Kumon tomorrow
Person 2: Ugh, good luck
by VocabInferno$$$ September 23, 2022
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Kumon Study

An interracial relationship between a South Asian male and East or Southeast Asian female.

Plays on the trope of both communities being highly education-focused and joining Kumon in their younger years.
"Typical Kumon Study, I've been seeing it more and more in Manhattan".
by parkchoi May 19, 2025
mugGet the Kumon Studymug.

Kumon

KUMON IS F*CKING HELL ON EARTH PEOPLE. THEY GIVE WAY TO MUCH MUCH F*CKING HOMEWORK AND THE PEOPLE THERE ARE LIKE THE DEVIL. GOD HELP ME.
Kumon is f*cking hell on earth!
by MissKnowItALLGirl November 4, 2022
mugGet the Kumonmug.

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