Kombucha Booty

The immediate need to poop, Jackson Pollock style, after drinking kombucha.

I want to watch this movie with you but I need about 30 minutes because I’ve got Kombucha Booty.

by Johnnyandthesprites December 11, 2021

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

Kombucha

A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.

Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

kombuchalated

The after affect of when someone drinks kombucha

Fuck man I was feeling kombuchalated

by Mischiefmaster February 5, 2023

kombuchalated

That after affect that someone has when drinking kombucha

I feel nice and kombuchalated

by Mischiefmaster February 5, 2023

Kambucha

A word one uses as a substitute term for any Indian festive

Hey guys kambucha is coming up next week, want some new foods?

by Heyitsorion November 13, 2023

redneck kombucha

A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.

Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.

by Simmons brother Lopez November 3, 2023