An onomatopoeic verb used to describe the act of vomiting when the vomiter is a dog or cat.
On some pets it can actually take on a sort of brass pipes and plunger tone.... after an evening where you stupidly let your dog finish the left over onion and anchovy pizza and are awakened to that terrifying "KA-Churg! KA-Churg! KA-Churg! sound and poor Bowzer in a muzzle down reverse hunch stepping slowly backwards across the foot of your bed...... the series of "KA-Churg!"'s ends with a louder "Ka-Kack!" when the offending substance is finally laid half digested on the bedspread your sainted grandma knitted in the old country.
On some pets it can actually take on a sort of brass pipes and plunger tone.... after an evening where you stupidly let your dog finish the left over onion and anchovy pizza and are awakened to that terrifying "KA-Churg! KA-Churg! KA-Churg! sound and poor Bowzer in a muzzle down reverse hunch stepping slowly backwards across the foot of your bed...... the series of "KA-Churg!"'s ends with a louder "Ka-Kack!" when the offending substance is finally laid half digested on the bedspread your sainted grandma knitted in the old country.
"Sorry I'm so out of it today, Bowser kachurged cup-o-pizza all over my bed in the middle of the night and I had to get up to try and save my sainted grandma's bedspread that she knitted in the old country. After that I couldn't get back to sleep."
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1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.
When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!
Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.
When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!
Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
by Valentinos February 19, 2018
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Koch Whore: (koke hoar): A Congressperson, typically conservative, who'll say and do anything for a campaign contribution. Behaviors include reinventing history, economics, the Constitution, and/or claiming to know the "Will of God." See: Tea Party
by Mr. Rational October 16, 2013
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The Heckler & Koch USP is a rugged, reliable service pistol very well suited for military and police applications, as well as recreational shooting.
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Scott Walker isn't trying to fix the state's budget, he's trying to bust unions - what a Koch-sucker!
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Hoodman: Yo wys fham
Hoodman 2: U bless?
Hoodman: Ye, u got it on you?
Hoodman 2: Yea bro u already know how I'm rockin I keep the habbads on Koch
Hoodman 2: U bless?
Hoodman: Ye, u got it on you?
Hoodman 2: Yea bro u already know how I'm rockin I keep the habbads on Koch
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Get the Habbads on Koch mug.Kochhead: (Coke hed) A person who has sold their dignity and moral compass to asshole billionaires in exchange for power.
Sarah Palin - Former Governor of Alaska who bailed halfway through her term ( rumored to have been in order to escape prosecution for using tax payer money to build her luxurious house, but this is still just a rumor) is truly a Kochhead.
Glenn Beck - The Kochhead King of Faux News.
Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin - Kochhead ... nuff said
Antonia Scalia - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Glenn Beck - The Kochhead King of Faux News.
Scott Walker - Governor of Wisconsin - Kochhead ... nuff said
Antonia Scalia - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice who attends and is a paid presenter at Koch Brother industry conferences.
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