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winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate
we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch
by snugiraffe June 27, 2020
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Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface

K.A.M.I. The interface for the anomaly known as the Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Energy Field, a creation of the Greetings Robotics Corporation, in partnership with the United Nations Counter-Terrorism Committee
Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface Is the most direct way we have found to interact with the anomalous energy field known as KAME.
by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022
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CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS

COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL.
In LIFE if you read the newspaper it is guarranteed you will get CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS because you are looking for 369 REASONS why the game ROULETTE is played 0...36 = 666 COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL. now in some places, 0,00,000.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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Kinetic

The word used to describe someone who can’t sit through a movie without rearranging furniture, tapping their foot like a caffeinated woodpecker, and fidgeting with their phone.
Let me tell you about our friend… he’s the epitome of a kinetic person. Imagine a caffeinated squirrel on a double espresso binge, ricocheting off walls, ceilings, and unsuspecting pedestrians. Their perpetual motion is a symphony of chaos, a ballet of flailing limbs, and a testament to the human capacity for absurdity. Oh and their kryptonite is a good ole rabbit hole.
by That MotherF*cker April 23, 2024
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