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Crenshen Killed

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.
FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*
by rastaysballin October 24, 2009
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Who killed kenny?

No one knows....
OMG!! they killed kenny!!! YOU BASTARDS!!
yeah but, Who killed kenny?
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Kiley

Kiley is a kind, loyal, smart, fun and careless. She has the best friends she is respectful to everyone. She is beautiful inside and out. She stays strong through tough times.
You are amazing, your name must be kiley.
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Kiley

She is beautiful and outgoing in every way. She is loud and creative. She is kind and considerate, and athletic too! She has many friends who love her and complete her life. She is the person to hang out with. She does right to every person she meets, and is very trustworthy.
Kiley is the friend to have.
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you just killed it

To complete a task with the best possible results.
by cyborgdino July 23, 2014
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Killdozer

1. n; An instrument of quasi in rem justice typically wielded in response to legislative abuse of zoning powers.
2. n; An armor-plated Komatsu bulldozer used to punish abuses of the legislative branch against hard-working Americans who own small businesses.

3. n; Any machine which is fueled by righteousness, justice, freedom, American spirit, and 200 gallons of diesel fuel.

4. v; An extreme and pure act of justice which vindicates the wrongs done against the actor.

5. adj; disposed or inclined to punishing governmental abuse and seeking justice for the citizen.

6. adj; Badass.

7. n; Badass.

8. b; Badass.

9. n; Patriot.
1. “The board is making itself rich at the expense of honest small business owners, the killdozer will have to be deployed.”

2. “Honey, can you move your car? I need to take the killdozer over to city hall and work some justice.”

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4. “I wrongfully legislated that dude out of business and he killdozered my underinsured hardware store, thus putting me out of business.” “Don’t make me killdozer your printing press.”

5. “Marvin sure is pissed about the local zoning board abusing their power and forcing him out of business, don’t they know he is a real killdozer and won’t let them get away without paying?”

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by Marvin's Law April 28, 2008
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killed it

1. When someone does something really well.
2. When someone ruins a joke or a moment.
1. Man, Chris Brown KILLED the Chicken Noodle Soup!
2. Someone tells a joke, and one person laughs longer and louder than everybody else, they killed it.
by aishabe November 21, 2006
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