Kierston

The greatest boyfriend ever, he is constantly making me smile. I love him sooo much :) I'm so glad that I get to call him mine. He's the best. We have our ups and downs, but I wouldn't trade him for anything, ever. He is also very handsome! :) He is the finest boy ever! I love him so much! He really is the greatest boyfriend ever, and I love him so much!! He knows what to say at exactly the right time, and he treats me very very well. He is so amazing, and I love him so much. I love him. :)

Wow. You're boyfriend is such a Kierston! :)

by Kierston lover May 2, 2011

Kieron Tan

He sucks dicks everyday. He’s known for having an average penis. He believes that he is a sex machine but he is.

Oh shit he’s a Kieron Tan

by Bogboy1234556 September 16, 2020

dirty kieron

The unacceptable practice of being a nonce and giving candy to underage children to lure them into your van

That nonce Kieron pulled off a dirty Kieron yesterday and made off with 3 children

by Tom Hardly trying August 21, 2019

Kieron

She is a crazy bitch that gets high when partying and drinking cola. She has the best friends that support her, and some toxic people in her life that she just doesn't care about. She likes the people who are trustworthy, and not complete ugly brats.

Kieron is so crazy i think i'm falling for her....

by yass queeennnnn January 8, 2020

Classic Kieron

A lonely shell of a man, most likely bald or receding. Find him in his in his natural habitat in the corner of the club, his 1-inch wonder in hand, saggy hoody hanging off his shoulders, grinning with a white substance lightly tugging at his upper lip hair while staring at the smaller men in the club. If you are ever approached by a Classic Kieron, follow with caution, to avoid being kissed by his white sloppy lips, offer a cider, slide it over, slowly. And then run.

Could also be described as a man with a tiny penis.

"Tom, there's a man over, I think he's touching his dick. He's staring at you."
"Oh god! It's a Classic Kieron! Give me your cider, quick!"

"Oh how dissapointing, you have a Classic Kieron."

by DaddyMagnumDong;) August 18, 2018

Kieron Woodburn

A lovely, caring and attractive young man. He's taken. He will hopefully marry the woman he is taken by some day and also be the mother of his children. He is sometimes miss understood but can go to his love at any given moment. He is a lover but also a fighter.. especially when one hurts his love.

Kieron Woodburn and His Woman = Perfect - Ed Sheeran

by Toby_18 October 6, 2018

kieroned

to be very honestly turned down by someone when you confess your feelings for them

Oh did you hear what happened to Maya? She totally got kieroned!!

by dongwoosass27 November 30, 2018