Kiefer

A Youge Jedi, also a true fan of Rookie who he bows down to. Billie Jean is his love

A true Sinister Lover

-Do you want to hang out with Kiefer?
-Chore Buddy

by Rookie69 May 17, 2021

Kiefer

Man-Beast of epic size and inventor of the insult 'your mum ain't all that and a bag of crisps' .Unbelievable racist. Laughs at men with no legs. Supplies the Worlds leading rug manufactures with hair for the softest carpets available on the market, as he produces exceptional amounts. Can be controlled by tickling the chin and/or guitar areas. Has fat-faced friend/partner in hair business.

Guy One: Woah, that guy looks like he is a guitar demon/racist.And the size of his friends face, it looks like watermelons were stapled to both his cheeks. And they are both so hairy!

Guy Two: What a Kiefer!

Caitlin: Pie..

Mr Tim: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeee...

by HeartMrTim October 18, 2008

Kiefer

Flipping a large vehichle 180 degrees ending in a crash, usually with a car, boat, or skateboard. Often a result of reckless driving.

Dude dude you see that? He totally just Kiefered his car.

by Dirknath January 8, 2009

Kiefer Sutherland

A bowl of weed packed with some amount of kief on top of it. Can range from a light sprinkling to a liberal layering of the lovely powdery substance.

Time to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland.

by kuunwoon11 September 10, 2007

Kiefer

Sick guy funny likes girls has a big dick and loves to have sex in bed

Kiefer likes sex

by Wolfkiler January 13, 2017

Kiefer

A person who is a little pussy but talks like he is the greatest thing since sliced bread

*I just beat up like 6 dudes after I fucked like 21 bitches

*Man stop being such a Kiefer

by repthesquad March 1, 2015

kieleha

a crazy wild girl. she has a sensitive heart and is very controlling. she loves attention day and night. she will be a great girl for any man. she is kind hearted and can be hurt easily.but is very loving

sensitive, crazy, kind hearted, kieleha

by big bearyy kitten head August 9, 2012