Khaleel

A man that is trustworthy and loyal to everyone he will do anything for his loved ones. He loves his friends, Family, and especially his wife or girlfriend. He has a enormous dick and all the girls love it.

All the lady's love to fuck Khaleel because of his big dick

by Iendksbsksnskak January 14, 2018

kalupe

Kalupe is the realest guy you'll meet, don't be fooled he throws shade.

That Kalupe, he's Kalupe.

by Real Chicos December 4, 2016

khaleeb

Is an amazing man with a troubling past that he allows to keep trying to destroy his future,he's misunderstood but loves hard,he gives great advice but won't take it ,he knows certain things & ppl aren't good for him but because of his past he's afraid to let it go & enjoy complete happiness

Khaleeb would give the shirt off his back to a less fortunate

by ExtraFluffy April 13, 2017

Kalumplingdonnersk

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.

"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"

by bottledrootbeerfan January 12, 2022

DJ khaled

Fat fuck

My penis is dj khaled size

by Fore skin fruit roll up March 16, 2019

DJ Khaled

The goofiest motherfucker ever and is the biggest disgrace to the Palestinian community. Therefore we are passing him off to the israelis

DJ Khaled is my favorite palestinian celeb! bro stfu we don't claim him.

by khara in my teez September 5, 2022

DJ Khaled

A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.

Or...

Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.

Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!

Guy 2:

by LivingHell1! May 7, 2020