the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive

Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs

by Ro Ro June 30, 2007

Hollick-kenyon

Quite possibly the hottest piece of ass you will ever see. When you see him you are immediately attracted to him and want to give him a blowjob. He deserves everything in the world and has the power to have sexual intercourse with anyone.

I wanna fuck that hotass Hollick-kenyon

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

kenyon

a hot fuckable man that leaves the girls breathles. he has an eye for women and he always picks the hottest and most fuckable with big tits and nice round ass. Yeah id say you should fuck him because hes hot

i had a kenyon today

by saamas May 4, 2009

Kenyan

A native of the East African country Kenya.

Damn.... look at her- she's hot.
Yeah she's Kenyan.

by miss J April 24, 2005

Kenyanna

A beautiful talented girl who loves yogurt and has a big booty

She is so pretty that must be Kenyanna

by Yogurt__ November 7, 2018

Kenyon

A person who is good at everything, from construction, to hunting, fishing, sports, with a big dose of mental acuity.

Wow, that’s dude’s a Kenyon.

Ya, dude, I knew it!

by klkenyon777 September 18, 2019

Kenyon College

A sick-ass school full of kids who are pretty smart but have other priorities than just academics. Lots of hipsters and bros, but there are also plenty of people don't fit into stereotypes but get along fine with those who do. Professors are pretty chill, the swimmers are D3 gods (D3, but still), the campus looks like Hogwarts and the chicks have been looking better in recent years. Students know how to party; Shock Your Mama and Summer Sendoff are Keystone-fueled shit shows, but students do everything else pretty well too, from saving the environment to putting on theater productions to forcing unwanted members of the administration to resign.

Alumni include Rutherford B. Hayes, Paul Newman, Bill Watterson and Ted from How I Met Your Mother, all paragons of awesomeness.

Ivy League Kid: You go to Kenyon College? Like, Africa?
Kenyon Kid: No, in Ohio, and I get some every weekend because liberal arts schools have a sweet guy-girl ratio, and there isn't much else to do other than study or party or go hiking in the wilderness.
Ivy League Kid: Sounds fun, but I have to go write fourteen essays and postulate some calculus theories.
Kenyon Kid: I'll probably get a higher-paying job than you because I do a ton of extracurriculars. Peace out.

by apl1457 February 26, 2009