keloke manin

dominican slang for "wassup dude" or "HEY MY NIGGA"

person 1: YOO KELOKE MANIN!!

person 2: WASSUPPP

by papxshampoo March 12, 2021

Keldog

Keldog is a man in his early 60s, 6ft 7 monster that rolls dogs all the time for no reason. he lived around Salisbury north then found a better house in davorens, this house had windows and a sesh shed and 30 minutes of water in the shower a week. he has had a relationship with dave dog but then rolled her for her darts. he has also had an on-and-off friendship with palm dog, one second they will be rolling eshays at ttp interchange and smoking billys in the school toilets then if one of them has the others cone they gonna get rolled for everything they own. keldog is pretty fucken clueless about what's going on in the world all he worries about is his next roll. keldog once called palm a fucking retard and then got his legs taken out and now he has a limp for the rest of his life. when people see keldog they shit themselves because they know their about to get dropped cunt

Fuck its Keldog Lets fucking leg it ayeee

by palm doggy October 21, 2021

Kelton

Kelton is a super great person with hazel eyes and curly brown hair (the best combination). He has the best personality and is the sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He really likes guitar and philosophy. He is highly intelligent and one of the cutest people you will ever come to meet :0 If you know a kelton, you shouldn't let him go

girl: omg who's that boy? he is so cute
other girl: that's kelton, he's super talented and sweet

by tilleylikesducks February 7, 2021

kempo

A form of martial arts devoted to killing people.

"Don't mess with that nigga he knows kempo!"
"Shiiiiit sawn I get mah black ass murked by im"

by Blacky McBlackguy May 21, 2008

Kelcoursing

Kelcoursing is the act of doing absolutely jack shit towards your political candidacy in hopes that brain dead citizens will elect you for being a “good guy.”

“Kassandra is the clear choice for mayor. James has just been kelcoursing these past few months thinking he’s a shoe in.”

by Anhdab August 28, 2021

wild bill kelso

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

by General Grievance July 23, 2007

Kellogging

The act of eating cereal for every meal, used by poor college students especially.

"Ever since he got his student loan Stan's been kellogging."

by Connor Escamilla March 20, 2008