Kazoo 

a really cool person that people can trust with anything. probably is gay too.

Person 1: You know Kasper?
Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Well, he's a kazoo.

Kazoo by kaspertfg March 29, 2022

kazoo kid 

Only the most bomb ass living boy on the planet who can rock a Kazoo like no other.
Often associated with an old educational video for children "Kazoo kid" has turned into a dank meme from the overreacting kid (kazoo kid) and the low production quality.

1,Wow did you see that video about Kazoo Kid?
2, yeah that kid has way too much swag I cant even handle the kazoo.

kazoo kid by Milkmansmilk September 7, 2016

Kazoo Parade 

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.

In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!

Kazoo Parade by Dirty D. May 13, 2014

Kazoo Kid 

The dankest meme on the market.
He likes to sing, dance, pretend, and kaaaazzooooooooo.

"I wish I was as dank as Kazoo Kid."

Kazoo Kid by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017

kazoo and chill 

Kazoo and Chill is when you are banging your girl and you are both playing a song on the Kazoo.
Works with any position besides oral positions.

Guy 1:"We totally banged last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you kazoo and chill?"
Guy 1:"You know it bro!"

How to ask someone
Guy:"Hey wanna kazoo and chill tonight?"
Girl:"Yeah what song?"
Guy:"I am thinking of Slim Jesus' Drill Time"

kazoo and chill by A woman who likes to fuck alot May 13, 2017

Kazoo Kid 

Kazoo Kid, aka Pewdiepie, likes to sing... dance... pretend... and have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!

Kazoo Kid is bae.

Kazoo Kid by no-regerts January 12, 2020

Kazoo-mer 

People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.

A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.

Kazoo-mer by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020