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the khazakstan

A sexual position in which the woman does the splits as her partner holds himself up by her breasts while laying under her spread legs and does pull-ups in order to thrust.
"The secret to getting lats like these is performing the Khazakstan every night"
by thescheissmeister September 12, 2012
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kazakstan

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.
"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."
by Bruno February 22, 2005
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Kazakstan

Ancient land in Central Asia with ancient burials and land. The ethnic Kazaks are Azin and our ancestors fought with the Persians against the Alexander the Great and was part of Ghengis Khan's and the Huns' land. Home to other cultures such as Russians, Ukranians, Germans, and other people from stan countries. Kazakstan is a formal Soviet state and one of the original lands of the Turks. Some of Kazakstan's people left during the Soviet days to China, yet are returning. The movie "Borat..." was never filmed there and thus never showed the true people or culure, yet definantly helped people become more aware of it.
Kazakstan is an ancient land with rich culture, great ancient burials, and landscapes.
by Teemac November 13, 2006
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Marrige from Kazastan

if u are getting a Kazastanian marrige . Thant includes stuffing you in the family carpet and raping your ass til u can put a bundle of flowers in. Then the groom eats the flowers that are put in your ass
My ass hurts so much
Why
I got a marrige from Kazastan
by WHat The FRICK!!!!!!! May 14, 2020
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Kazahkstan Creamery

The act of a woman, or possibly a large chested man, skillfully manipulating their nipple or possibly the entire boobage into another man's or woman's asshole, where the boob is then massaged into lactation. This is often done against the will of the reciever.
At first Brenden said he would never take a kazahkstan creamery but when scarlet johanson offered he was unable to deny.
by Nizabetto-San May 3, 2010
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kazakstan

All other countries are run by little girls!
Kazakstan number one...
by sebastiancee November 10, 2007
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kozakastan

a contry inside of russia with miles opon miles of wheat
a contry in russia called kozakastan
by Wardsmish February 26, 2015
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