A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.
by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021
Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021
by KasperTheFlyingMan May 9, 2019
A cute guy with a huge dick, and he hets more pussy then your dad. He shows much love to his girlfriend, he is cool, never dich someone.
by Ole kasper October 10, 2018
A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.
by GayNoob March 23, 2017
by Frank0109 March 2, 2017
The name 'Kasper' or 'Casper' originates from American Pie, as he has sex with the hot girls, and parties hard and all that.
He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"
"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper
He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"
"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper
Kasper Loks
by Benzie77 April 11, 2019