Kasper Sandøy

A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.

Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .

by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Flying Kasper

It is when person called Kasper can fly around , usally he dont have any legs.

Yo dude, you wana fly to New York on a Flying Kasper

by KasperTheFlyingMan May 9, 2019

Kasper Lange

A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.

"Wow, Kasper Lange sure is fucking ugly."

by GayNoob March 23, 2017

Kasper

The one and only god

Kasper.
Fuck yeah.

by Mahtais October 24, 2019

Kasper Loks

The name 'Kasper' or 'Casper' originates from American Pie, as he has sex with the hot girls, and parties hard and all that.

He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"

"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper

Kasper Loks

by Benzie77 April 11, 2019

Kasper Skov

A guy who is a big goat and gets really fucking drunk at every party and he goes cold every time.

Oh, look at that Kasper Skov. He's so fucking drunk

by Frank0109 March 2, 2017