A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.
by Cal_The_Dragon March 17, 2021
Get the Kasper Sandøymug. Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021
Get the kaspers dickmug. by KasperTheFlyingMan May 9, 2019
Get the Flying Kaspermug. A real G. Most people named Kasper are straight up and not a square, you can usually count on a Kasper for backup in a fight. Kasper also has a very emotional side and is the best to have a deep conversation with or just help you in general.
by JohnsonInMyPants August 13, 2023
Get the Kaspermug. by amanwithfewwords November 21, 2021
Get the Kaspermug. A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.
by GayNoob March 23, 2017
Get the Kasper Langemug.