kant

Hipster's replacement for the word 'Can't'.

Ludacris: Kant yea see bitch I've diarrhea. Get out ma way.
Bitch: *Stares like a bitch*

by Kaka diwana January 7, 2019

Sad Kant

When something/someone thinks there big enough to reek havoc on people’s lives

Oi that Storm Barra is a Sad Kant, we can’t do our revaluation question!

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

Kanting

Kanting is when a person uses a fruit or vegetable to sexually pleasure them selfs
E.i. A man inserts his penis into a watermelon, or a female uses a zucchini as a didlo

Look over there, that man is kanting on that orange

by Hollakrell May 6, 2024

N’golo Kante

The most cheerful man alive

N’golo Kante is a professional footballer

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Kante

To be the best midfielder in the world

Sure Fred is decent, but he's no Kante

by Mac Liam June 2, 2021

Kant

Is my daddy

not based friend: what are you reading, nerd
you: (they don’t know i know this trick) your dad

NBF: Kant? Oh yeah, he’s my fav too

by kantcore1804 December 29, 2021

kantelis

1.)A faggot with big ears and from California.
2.)The little known cousin of the weenus.

Man, Dumbo sure is a Kantelis!

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008