kaging

the lousy feeling you felt after experiencing the following:
- you`re caught half naked on a video camera.
-you see your lover in bed with your bestfriend.
-you forgot to close the door on an intimate moment with your lover.
-you`re caught in bed with your lover`s bestfriend.
-you took the best possible dose of that weed that you didnt realize it was not for free.
-duh! everything you felt right now, tell me about it!!!

i`m so kaging today, i saw a lot of my name in urban dictionary. weldon is the best policy! duh!

by maria October 12, 2004

Kinging

Purposefully making someone vomit, by forcing your cock too far down their throat.

"why did she vomit?"
"oh it wasn't an accident, he was defo kinging her"

Or
"she got Kinged so hard that so just walked out"

by Matt la king April 24, 2018

konging

Konging V: To get it on like Donkey Kong.
Have sexual relations

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.

by Old Gregory April 24, 2008

Kinging

The act of doing "King" things.

Chris: Bro, it's like 4 PM, is he still sleeping?

Vincent: Yeah man, he is Kinging.

Natalie: Hey, have you heard from Ryan lately? He hasn't talked to me in months.

Maria: I have not. He must be Kinging.

John: Did I just hear a beer can open? It's 8' in the morning for Christ sake!
Shane: That gentleman or lady, must be conducting, a Kinging.

by Harold and Kumar Boys October 28, 2015

Lion Kinging

When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal

"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"

by Miss Tuckaaaaa July 24, 2012

kanking

To drink heavily in a short period, or to drink slowly for a long extended time.

Jack texted Jill asking if she was ready to do some kanking.

by onemorewave February 7, 2014

lizard kinging

When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.

My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.

by Lizard King 68 October 4, 2017