Kalejs Theorem

for one to digress from a topic so far that one no longer is speaking of anything of any relevance to the topic.

The Kalejs Theorem in practice; "Okay class today we are learning about electromagnetic radiation" (Proceeds to talk about volcanoes with the assistance of tools to find relevant videos)

by me is a bomb 6969 May 10, 2021

Kalea

Kalea is a beautiful, smart funny, and insane girl. She is the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around, except for the haters. Kalea always has a boyfriend, and is an eye-catcher. Those boys are honored to have Kalea. While Kalea is very funny, she is also insane. She is kind of evil, but also very kind. See? Weird. Also, no one should mess with Kalea, because she is very fierce. There are many mysteries about Kalea. Maybe you might meet one in you life!

Boy 1: Hey, I think I am gonna ask Kalea out. Do you think she'll say yes?
Boy 2: Uummm. No. I am already dating her.
Boy 1: Dang it.
Boy 3: Dang it.
Boy 4: Dang it.
Boy 5: Dang it.
Boy 6: Dang it.
Boy 7: Dang it.
Boy 8: Dang it.
Boy 9: Dang it.
etc.

by anaandbh June 1, 2018

Kalea

Kalea a girl who is very sporty very pretty and beautiful. She is smart and very brave. She is loved by every one especially boys. Kalea is a person who is amazing in language arts but not very good at math. She is a girl who is very popular and funny.

Boy: Look there`s Kalea. She is the cutest girl ever.
Boy`s friend: Yea she is.

by HATER1315 June 18, 2016

Kaleem Ullah

Actual Meaning: He to whom GOD has Talked.
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)

Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)

MOSAS(MUSA) Kaleem-Allah
Kaleem Ullah is Born to Lead.
Adoring person is also known as Kaleem Ullah

by lukyboy September 27, 2012

Kalene

A friend like her is hard to get.

she is loyal, honest and kind.
Kalene is smarter than you think, maybe even smarter than you, so always keep her by your side, because when times get rough, she is the one to go to.

I need someone to talk to, oh hey, I've got Kalene

by Carinay January 9, 2011

Kaley

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her smile can bright up the whole room. Once you see her you won't be able to take your eyes off of her. When you kiss her you probably won't wanna stop kissing her. Her kisses are the best. If you know a Kaley and you like her make sure you don't let go of her and tell her how much you like her. Kaley loves surprises. She's always there for her friends and will always stick by their side. If a Kaley ever likes you. You're the luckiest guy in the world. When someone says her name you'd have the biggest smile on your face and then you won't be able to stop thinking about her. Don't let her go. She always has her arms open for a hug. She gives the best hugs.

Kaley is the most beautiful girl in the world.

by pandabearlover4 October 18, 2014

Kaleb

Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

Kaleb - Female - Attributes:
Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.

"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"

by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019