I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

by Regicidal October 31, 2013

The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

by joeyboy December 14, 2008

shit has just hit the fan

bullshit has been spread about you or your friend

"joe shit has just hit the fan harriet is saying you hit her"

by cracky j June 30, 2008

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

I just took a fat shit

Coming out of the bathroom feeling refreshed because you know that you just took the most fattest shit ever.

Maddy/Wayne: Yo I just took a fat shit!
Christina: :)

by Thisfatassbitch May 5, 2021

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019