Jum™️

Jum™️ is pre-teen cum mixed with Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup, known notably for its use as a lubricant and fuel source. A barrel of Jum™️ is worth about 100 times more than a barrel of oil.

Jum™️ is not to be confused with Jum: The off-brand version of Jum™️ which is a mixture of Aunt Jelilah Maple Syrup and post-teen cum.

Joe said to his momma, "I filled up a barrel of Jum™️ the other day, sold it for a fatty profit."

Momma says, "Oh good, I accidently bought Jum the other day, completely ruined the pancake breakfast."

by OsmosisOsmosis April 18, 2020

Juqet

A known sarcastic person, An asshole.

Person A; "Did you see that guy!?" Person B; "Don't worry mate, he's a Juqet"

by Cad0904 April 29, 2008

junette

a beautiful person; fun creative joker; wise or wiser; lovable

sweet; you..

oh hey
hey
junettes so cool
i know right

yeah bro xD
huh?
(p.s kind to ; forget)

by lolzzi February 5, 2017

Juneteenth

An obvious lie of a national holiday implemented by amoral Democrats who want black people to pretend Republicans didn’t free the slaves.

Fellow Democrats, how do we get people to forget we represent the Klan? I know! Let’s invent Juneteenth!!!

by Don’t be a dumbocrat June 19, 2021

Julet

A man woman from maths land.

Julet did something that caused maths

by XxxBamuelxxX September 27, 2018

jumex

A contraction of "Jewish Mexican" which is also conveniently the name of a company which produces fruit and nectar drinks.

"Jumex? What the hell is that? A Mexican guy named 'Carlos Goldstein?'"

by Ted Isog May 2, 2005

jumelee

The tallest little girl in her family. The one that can reach above and not fail. She is smart and friendly at first but She gets a little goofy in the end. She is the most strongest and most beautiful little G ever seen. She is unique.

Boy: Damn that is one hell of a kind

Girl: hell yeah!

Jumelee = little gangster

by Lea12234 May 20, 2018