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Mumbo Jumbo

Mega virgin that plays with red stuff on a childs game.
Have you heard of Mumbo Jumbo? I bet he is a mega virgin that plays with red stuff on a childs game.
by Bababruhey November 6, 2020
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Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome

1. (n) A temporary, debilitating condition whereby a student overthinks an exam question and mentally jumbles up similar concepts, leading to extreme confusion, frustration, and panic during the test. Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome is the unproven leading cause of exam failure and is usually a result of last-minute cramming. Typically affects STEM students.
1. "Man, I totally just confused the steps of the citric acid cycle with those of the urea cycle on that biochemistry exam. I definitely suffered from Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome."

2. "Was number 8 A or B? I totally had Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome and confused the definitions."

3. "I wish I hadn't crammed for this test. I have a feeling that I'm going to get Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome when we're asked about mitosis and meiosis. I always confuse them!"

4. "I failed. I had really bad Mumbo Jumbo Syndrome during that exam! I kept going back and forth between A and D; I couldn't remember the study material well enough and kept justifying both answers to myself. I started panicking and ended up just questioning everything I knew in the middle of the test."
by biochemisCry April 7, 2020
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Mumbo Jumbo

Mumbo Jumbo is a chunky guy with a great personality. He likes to lick shoes for fun, and his favorite dinner food is people's big toes.
Mumbo Jumbo just ate my cousins big toe! He looks like jumbo mumbo though.
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New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022
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mumbo-jumbo

an offensive term for a black bbw
where are you my favorite mumbo-jumbo
by Sexydimma February 15, 2015
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Mumbo jumbo

Mumbo jumbo is something that's meaningless or confusing but pretends to make sense.
Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.
by HereIam(again) August 5, 2023
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Mumbo Jumbo

Used to describe something that is non-sense or is just stupid
by The Toxic Gecko May 12, 2020
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