Josemanuel is the best best friend and boyfriend ever, he’s silly around his friends and generally the best to be around. Also, he’s the best boyfriend ever, he’s gentle, sweet, and a good kisser. Everybody wants to be like him, especially because of his good grades and he’s very sporty. Everybody talks about Josemanuel and asks about him.
Person: “Where’s Josemanuel?”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “He’s at the park playing soccer.”
Person: “How long have you guys even been together?”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “Over a year, he’s the sweetest boy ever, I love him so much.”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “He’s at the park playing soccer.”
Person: “How long have you guys even been together?”
Josemanuels Girlfriend: “Over a year, he’s the sweetest boy ever, I love him so much.”
by imaginance November 19, 2023
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Who's that pedo over there?
Oh Josemanuel? Dude he's a kid
Who's that pedo over there?
Josemanuel. He grew up, and now's he's meeting an underage girl and brought her cupcakes.
Lets catch Josemanuel
Nah he's fast as fuck
Curses Jose!
Oh Josemanuel? Dude he's a kid
Who's that pedo over there?
Josemanuel. He grew up, and now's he's meeting an underage girl and brought her cupcakes.
Lets catch Josemanuel
Nah he's fast as fuck
Curses Jose!
by unluckydog May 29, 2024
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