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Jonah Question

A question that often goes beyond the scope of what is currently being learned. This question requires a lengthy explanation from the instructor, effectivly robbing other students of help.
Man, ANOTHER Jonah Question!?!?! I've had to piss for two hours!
by Doostien June 29, 2008
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Jonah

A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019
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Jonah

The name Jonah comes from the ancient Hebrew word meaning Dove. The white dove is a symbol of peace. A white dove carrying an olive branch or twig is a symbol of extending the hand of friendship and offering to make peace.
Therefore the name Jonah or a Jonah is actually traditionally referring to a bringer of peace . The story of Jonah appears in the Bible, it is a story about a man who undergoes deep personal transformation and learns to put others before himself. The story has been misinterpreted by some who did not understand the deeper moral to the story of Jonah , causing a misuse of the name in some colloquial contexts. Modern people generally do not observe negative definitions and the name has become popular again in the 21sr century.
Jonah is a good friend
by Prof November 29, 2016
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Jonah

a swaggie man. the swaggiest man you will ever meet.
jonah is god
by jonahthefirst May 5, 2021
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joonam

Someone you love and care for
Joonam come here
by Jdodhdjdjddjdjdj March 23, 2017
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Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally
Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich
by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017
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Joonas

Joonas is a guy who you will fall in love immediately. He'll love you like there was no one else to love, he'll look at you like there was no other girl/guy in the world, his got the best compliments and cute names for you every single day. But when he doesn't get enough of attention from you, he'll move on. His compliments and names won't stop there tho, he won't stop calling you those, like he wouldn't want you to move on.
He's the type of a guy to call any woman/man 'cute names' like "love", "sweetheart", "handsome" etc. So don't feel so special when he does!

Joonas is a hilarious man. His got the best jokes an he'll make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. He has the looks of a god! Like he could be a model. His smile is so cute, you'll melt when you see it.
Anyone would be happy to have a Joonas in their life. But when he breaks your heart.. you'll wish you'd have never met them.
But at the end of the day he'll always be a good friend to you, and help with your worries no matter what.
Joonas texted me today! He called me GORGEUS!

This guy shattered my heart into million pieces! No wonder why his name is Jonas
by Joonas boyfriend June 1, 2020
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