Voldemort

of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap.

is Lord Voldemort gonna have to choke a bitch?

by Bassanio April 14, 2006

coldemort

being so cold your nose falls off.

it's bloody coldemort

by sadassdadaddssass June 12, 2014

republicans for voldemort

The next republican presidential candidate.

Sarah Palin or Newt Gringrich?

Republicans for Voldemort!

by Capt Janeway August 7, 2011

voldemort

A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.

noseless voldemort

by merlinwins May 15, 2010

Loldemort

When you laugh so hard that you metamorphasise into a creepy old man with a wand (voldamort)

Knock knock
Whos there?
Intereupting cow
Interuptin...
MOOOOO!!!!!

LOLDEMORT!

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by loldemort!! March 5, 2009

Voldemort

An indirect way of saying to your mates that you want to sit on a lads face. Basically he is so fit that you would sit on his face and make him look like Voldemort - he'd have no nose left by the time you were finished.

"I'm going to Voldemort him tonight"

"I would Voldemort him all over!"

"There is going to be some Voldemorting taking place tonight!"

"Mate, the things I would do to Voldemort him"

by angorarabbit October 26, 2012

Voldemortephobia

This is the fear of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (aka Lord Voldemort) Lord Voldemort is the main antagonist in the Harry Potters Series by J.K. Rowling. This fear orgininated after the books were published, and is when a human fears that Lord Voldemort will appear and kill them using any of the 3 curses.

My biggest fear while walking home is that Lord Voldemort appear and kill me, so my psychiatrist says I have Voldemortephobia.

by Case Turner November 1, 2009