jokify

To add jokes

Hey man nice jokification on that stage yesterday

by Mike Gillis January 27, 2004

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joki055

A great handsome man with the biggest schlong known to mankind. This specimen's habitat is located in a 50's nostalgic enviroment with Chuck Berry and Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly Rockabilly music blasting through his house. A predator to many specimens, in fact joki055s favorite prey are the "Tony" or "Toney" specimen, the "Tony" or "Toney" specimen fears and envy's joki055s great ability to get more women than "Tony" or "Toney" would ever dream of. On the daily joki055 likes to spend his time making fine love to young women so much that they end up dying of a heart attack on how great the sexual intercourse was, that sadly is the only sad downside to this great specimen

Becky: Omg Christine died last night!

Sharone: How did she die?

Becky: i live right next to this sexy handsome Smokey guy and i saw them fucking upstairs through the window! With some 50s song lovey doo crap play and i swear, Christine moaned so loud she broke all the windows of the house and the whole neighborhood and she ended up dying! But I do have to say that man is probably a "joki055".

Sharone: wow his italian sausage must so good to die for. That man is totally a "joki055"

by The Wandering Wop March 1, 2019

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Joking

haha joke funny haha

boy: I love you
Girl: ok weird
boy: haha I was just joking, ugly bitch

by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021

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Ass-Joking

A silly statement or remark that makes oneself or another person look incompetent or sarcastic

Are you Ass-Joking yourself?

by jopl March 17, 2013

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madeline joking

she’s that really weird girl but in a lovable way. she’s ALWAYS right, well, unless she say “nooooooo,” then you know you’ve proven her wrong. she is an amazing photographer with an ICONIC photography account. she’s the person who will laugh for no apparent reason during the chorus of “karma police,” but trust me—there’s a reason. she’s the only person in the known universe that can navigate of 52nd/crispy chicken street. she is one of two people that accept that “silly pictures” are NEVER USED FOR ANYTHING. she’s always down for a dance party, any type of skin care-related product, or to just play music in her basement. she’s not afraid to tell you how she really feels. instead of counting down the days until her birthday, she counts down the days to living in the woods in the middle of Clear Creek State Park.

but most importantly, she’s the strongest fucking person i know and will always be there for you. no matter what.

Is that girl talking about a chicken with an EpiPen. It must be madeline joking.

by JLC24 March 29, 2019

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