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johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line
by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017
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JohnCreed

To keep looking up words on Urban Dictionary. Addicted to Urban Dictionary. Someone who is constantly searching for adult humor on Urban Dictionary.
Dude, did you just search "falafel" on Urban Dictionary? Cant believe you are such a JohnCreed!
by Melissa1989 September 29, 2015
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Johnell

A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)
Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.

The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!
by inevitableloser November 24, 2018
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johneauah

Someone who is very truthful, faithful and someone who dreams big
Johneauah....
by Johneauah January 23, 2020
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johnné

Most kindest, loving and unique people I know. Her smile is heartwarming and her laugh is tender. She’s always willing to help others and provide anything for those in need. If you know a Johnné your really lucky to have met one. Her looks are jaw dropping.
Mark: Johnné can you help me with this, no one else will.
Johnné: of course!!! Where can I start?
by Cheesegrader06 April 23, 2021
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Johney

Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.
"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"
by coomlag January 15, 2022
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elton johner

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.
Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)
by Gatalicious September 20, 2007
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