Jörgen

A horse that disappears when you aren't looking.

My horse always gets lost like a Jörgen.

Where is my horse? I think he is a Jörgen.

by Gamingweeek June 29, 2019

Jörgen #2

Jörgen #2 is Jörgen's replacement after he was tragically killed after returning from the Nether. The original Jörgen was PewDiePie's horse in Minecraft.

"Did you make Jörgen #2?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"Jörgen."

by penislover1247 June 29, 2019

Jörgen

The name of PewDiePie’s deceased horse in Minecraft.

You will always be remembered, though you aren't able to respawn. RIP.

“Get back here, Jörgen!”

by penislover1247 June 29, 2019

Jorgenson

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

Jorgenborgen

The Swedish chefs favourite food

I like the jorgenborgen

by benitomussolinio September 29, 2020

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007