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blow job from hell 

When a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. This unpleasant experience is due to the constant scraping of incisors upon one's penis. When this occurs, "going commando" is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.
My mom asked me if I hurt my knee but the cause of my limp was a blow job from hell.
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blow job bar 

A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.
I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!

blow job rooster 

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

accordion blow job 

A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.
It takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion blow job.
accordion blow job by mad mission October 21, 2010

giving the ghost a blow job 

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.
"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

Bay City Blow Job

When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)
Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.

blow job queen 

1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.

2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.
"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles

"Howdat?"

"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."

"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"