jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
This is my jizzeration rag.
by Jizz king July 26, 2018
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Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.
Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer
by Synapzz January 27, 2022
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master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet
that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!
by literalmfmom February 21, 2017
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jizzered

The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
by myaccountinglab November 17, 2010
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Jizzer

by KingWigga69 February 16, 2020
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Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
by hellatightpussy September 02, 2011
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jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.
Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.
by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 09, 2009
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