Ah...... Jiu-Jitsu is one of the BEST Martial Arts you can do. If you disagree with me, go take a bath with a toaster. Jiu-Jitsu can be for everyone! Only if you are not lazy af. There are many Jiu-Jitsu gyms around the world! United States, Brazil, Mexico, France, and many more gyms! You can defend yourself if anyone tries to threaten you. If you see the Giphy, you would see Jimmy Fallon getting choked! Haha.....Jokes.
Guy 1: "hey, wanna go see if there is any Jiu-Jitsu gyms around here?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I would rather watch some TV with some popcorn and---"
Guy 1:" Alright then, guess who will be getting some girls after training!"
Guy 2:"Bruce Lee"
Guy 1: "You dumb af"
Guy 2: "Nah, I would rather watch some TV with some popcorn and---"
Guy 1:" Alright then, guess who will be getting some girls after training!"
Guy 2:"Bruce Lee"
Guy 1: "You dumb af"
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sensei ramen is the master of jew jitsu. it is an ancient jewish tradition, that the asians stole 1,000,000,000 years ago
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Get the Jew-Jitsu mug.Mostly a name for modern practical self-defense systems, which are founded after WWII in western countries as a combination of Judo, Karate and Aikido, specialized to use it against modern day attacks. Synonymous words like Jujitsu, Ju-Jitsu or Ju-Jutsu are widely used.
Also name of a combination of western boxing and wrestling with self-defense "tricks", brought from Japan to Europe and the US around 1900 to 1920. In later years often practiced as a companion to judo or as "judo self-defense" until the modern systems were founded. This Jiu-Jitsu often was presented in film, e.g. in the Mr. Moto movies (starring Peter Lorre).
Self-defense arts called Jiu-Jitsu should not be mistaken with ancient Japanese Jujutsu styles, which are traditional, classical bujutsu (martial skills) of the Japanese warriors (samurai) and are in fact koryu (ancient budo). They have not much in common with the Jiu-Jitsu we know.
Also name of a combination of western boxing and wrestling with self-defense "tricks", brought from Japan to Europe and the US around 1900 to 1920. In later years often practiced as a companion to judo or as "judo self-defense" until the modern systems were founded. This Jiu-Jitsu often was presented in film, e.g. in the Mr. Moto movies (starring Peter Lorre).
Self-defense arts called Jiu-Jitsu should not be mistaken with ancient Japanese Jujutsu styles, which are traditional, classical bujutsu (martial skills) of the Japanese warriors (samurai) and are in fact koryu (ancient budo). They have not much in common with the Jiu-Jitsu we know.
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We asked a job candidate to tell us something funny he saw at work, and he told us about a prank he pulled that must have been absolutely humiliating to one of his coworkers. It didn't take much johari jitsu to realize this sociopath would be a bad fit.
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