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Jimmy Dean's pork sausage 

That new receptionist is all about getting some of Jimmy Dean's pork sausage!

Jimmy Oakly's

The fluffy ball of a seeding dandelion
There are so many Jimmy Oakly's blowing in the wind across the grassy field
Jimmy Oakly's by The Holtster November 24, 2016

jimmy john's challenge 

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

Jimmy Butler's son 

Me
Random guy: yo is that jimmy butler's son!

Me: yup that's 🧑🏾

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

Jimmy, that's not a penis 

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.
Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"