Tull (Jethro)

A prog-rock band formed in the late 60's that had huge hits in the 70's, won a heavy metal grammy in the 80's, and still rocks and tours in the new millenium. Always known for complicated lyrics, rhythms and time signatures. Jethro Tull has mellowed over the years, but they still pluck a mean mandolin. Fronted by Ian Anderson and Martin Barre. Unfortunately this important group has been totally ignored by the brown-nosing hacks at the lame-ass "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame".

Tull (Jethro) = Jethro Tull

Hippie: "Man, Jethro Tull was bigger than the Beatles and the Stones back in the day and they're NOT in the fuckin' Rock Hall of Fame!?"

Stoner: "Yup, but who the fuck cares. The Hall of Fame is a complete sell-out, lame-ass, ass-kissing, political, bullshit institution, man."

Hippie: "Man, yer right, I guess. Hey, don't bogart that joint."

Stoner: -----

by harleyroscoe September 10, 2008

jethrine

a very masculine guy who loves to dress up in delicate little outfits with ribbons, bows and lace. (Originates from the Beverly Hillbillies: Jethro Bodine's delicate little sister)

We were shocked when we saw the big bald wrestler sashay into the dance hall dressed like a sweet jethrine.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003

jethro tull

A classic rock band.

Yeah, Aqualung is my favorite Jethro Tull song...

by iTX March 6, 2004

jethro

What Squidward uses to address Spongebob when he thinks Spongebob is acting like a pioneer, particularly when they are trying to deliver a Krusty Krab pizza.

Oh don't tell me, JETHro... the pioneers?

by Bbobe26 December 11, 2011

Jethromancer

Someone who alternates between normal and redneck-speak, depending on the situation and usually when intoxicated.

Someone who can summon their inner-hillbilly in response to a situation, but isn't actually a hillbilly.

When I get drunk, I start to talk with a southern accent, but I'm originally from the North. It's like I'm a Jethromancer or something!

Let him talk to that ornery group; he's a Jethromancer like that.

by Roachman5000 October 21, 2012

Joetherite

Unlike Joemerald, Joetherite is a name that is combined by Joe mama joke and Minecraft (v1.16 or newer) most precious ingot in the game.
Can be used on people who like Joe mama jokes and v1.16 Minecraft.

Who's Joetherite? No idea but he/she likes v1.16 Minecraft for sure.

by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023