Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well
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She's no Jessica Alba
A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
She's no Jessica Alba by lyssaloo July 12, 2009
The Jessica Alba
Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.
Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."
The Jessica Alba by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005