Jerkgonomics

The study to create the perfect beat off position that will provide ample leverage while maintaining proper spinal alignment.

He used proper jerkgonomics to ensure that his 19 hour beat session would leave him injury free.

by Mule5000 June 16, 2016

jergens

Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.

"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jerkodex

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.

"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."

by Maesutoro December 27, 2009

jerkoff-mobile

A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.

Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"

Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."

by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007

Jargonify

The act of making up words, either in order to make oneself sound more inteligent, or for lack of a better word.

"I hate it when people Jargonify"
"Ya! Why can't they be more Vocabulous?"

by Dave Swartz October 8, 2005

Jeegor

A portugeuse man who possesses a time altering condition that causes him to age like a stressed monkey on crack.
His drink of preference is JDs and he eats his Burgers as plain as a sheet of paper.
A Jeegor has been known to have a fetish for feet so be careful to keep your shoes on in his company.

Woman1: "Urrr, who's touching my feet?"
*Everyone turns to the Jeegor*

by The Rib Cage January 11, 2010

Jargon

Slang for slang.

Person 1: Yeah you know I think I got the Australian jargon down.
Person 2: Oh, so... slang?

by SlickSerpent99 April 8, 2017