jelq maxer

"Jelq Master: noun. A person who has mastered the ancient art of 'pulling one's penis shaft' so effectively that they could probably convince you it's a fitness technique of enlarging.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about John? He's become a real jelq maxer."
Person B: "Oh really? Is he into some jelqing program now?"
Person A: "Nah, turns out he's just really good at convincing people to lend him jelq sessions."

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Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated

in the corner of his room you see jelq bot

by TheRealUltraKami August 13, 2024

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jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

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Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025

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Jelqing

A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.

Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!

by Jelqmaxxer January 22, 2024

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Flicker Jelqing

It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.

AAGGHHHH FLICKER JELQING IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN JELQING

I JUST FLICKER JELQED ON THE TEACHER OMG!!!

by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024

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