by Lul3 March 31, 2016
Get the Jelly roll mug.The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.
He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.
by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022
Get the Jelly Roll mug.A casual romantic encounter comprised of making out and rolling around in bed in lieu of more serious sexual activity. It is normal to have a "type" one likes for jolly roll-arounds, and for this type to be different than what one normally lusts after or would consider girlfriend material.
by George O. December 27, 2008
Get the Jolly Roll-Around mug.A Jolly Roll-Around (JRA) is a casual, romantic encounter composed of rolling around in bed and making out instead of more serious sexual activity. A JRA serves as an alternative to an embarrassing one night stand, and is an end in and of itself. It is normal to take someone home with only a jolly roll-around in mind, and to have a type that one lusts after for JRAs. This type might be very different from what one normally finds attractive or would consider girlfriend material. Attributes that are generally desirable for a jolly roll-around include nice lips, soft skin, good sex hair, a soft, womanly figure, and being a good kisser with a good attitude.
1) It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a jolly roll-around.
2) Tim: You know that thick farmer's daughter that lives across the road?
Mark: Yeah
Tim: I really want to do a jolly roll-around with her in the barn. I can't stop thinking about it. Don't really want nothin' else, you know? Just a roll-around sometime.
Mark: That would be jolly as hell!
2) Tim: You know that thick farmer's daughter that lives across the road?
Mark: Yeah
Tim: I really want to do a jolly roll-around with her in the barn. I can't stop thinking about it. Don't really want nothin' else, you know? Just a roll-around sometime.
Mark: That would be jolly as hell!
by George O. December 28, 2008
Get the Jolly Roll-Around mug.1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
by heptune June 15, 2006
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Get the Jellyrolled mug.when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
by Jake March 26, 2004
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