Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.

What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010

Jewmongous

An adjective used when describing a huge Jewish Person

I was at the Synagogue and could not see the Rabbi due to a Jewmongous dude in front of me.

by BocaBitch November 20, 2012

jahmonny

He got pretty eyes and he hella funny and he light skin and he got waves

Girl- I want me a jahmonny

by No.name💯 March 31, 2019

Jahmonny

He got pretty eyes and he hella funny and he light skin and got waves

Girl- I want me a jahmonny

by No.name💯 March 31, 2019

jehoon

A gay looking guy, don't care about teacher family, he dont has friends and like playing dump games

shut-up Jehoon.

by lol lll November 18, 2019

jezmond

A man who sings his own name very loudly he also enjoys takeing it up the batty

Jezmond durillo was so load screaming jizmond whilst reviving bum sex.

by BDP is me September 18, 2020

Jehonatan

Bruh he'll literally make that pussy wet the second you see him. Even though he's one of those popular kids and every girl likes him, he's still worth it, so keep in touch ;) (unless he's gay...)

Da fuq you lookin' up this loser's name for? But if you really need to know, I insist. Jehonatan is the hottest guy ever, but you'll never get a chance to see him 'cause he's mine bitches.
Though, there's only one of him, so...

Sorry ladies, he's mine >:)

by anonymous December 4, 2020