JDM fanboy

A 10 - 15 year old kid who thinks either watching or posting Tik Toks and Instagram vids of shitty JDM memes makes them superior to others. They must always find a way to show their internet expertise by always talking about the Mk4 supra, or the R34 skyline and other mainstream Japanese cars.

Mark: Bro do you even know what a RB26 is!?

John: Bruh Mark, shut the fuck up, you're 14 year old JDM fanboy who watches nothing but JDM related Tik Toks and Fast and Furious movies.

by Holten June 9, 2021

Jdm as fuck

JDM as fuck. A term in which is used to refer to japanese cars. Either containing authentic or whats thought to be JDM styling.

Hey you mad bro? No my car is JDM as fuck. Uh you have a body kit rims and an intake.. Yeah man I got my parts from ebay and the seller lives in japan. Smh!

by Lil b series July 4, 2012

JDM Math

The act of adding up individual horsepower gains from bolting on crappy JDM parts to your Honda

Hey dude, my Honda Civic is really fast now. I got an additional 6 horsepower, 3 from that JDM intake tube and 3 more from the JDM air filter.

Man, nice JDM math, but you car still sucks.

by DB from MO August 21, 2008

JDM Tyte Yo

A phrase used to describe a car or to describe a modification done to a japanese car.

Thoose Zip-Ties holding on your bumper are "JDM Tyte Yo"

by DoriSPL February 4, 2004

JDM Chillin

To chill in a fashion modeled after Jack David Marcus. To relax with an awesome fauxhawk/bang hairstyle, a Macbook, and acoustic guitar whilst talking about your weight.

"Sup bro? Whatcha doin'?" --Tyler
"JDM Chillin!" --Denur

by giants3b February 14, 2010

JDM sweet

Adjective - Awesome, Bitchin', Possessing the qualities of something that is produced in Japan for consumption in Japan (JDM - Japanese Domestic Market), these items are often percieved to be superior to american products and have a rabid following who will purchase them no matter what the price, even if there is a better domestic alternative. Often used sarcastically.

1. Dude, that right hand drive Silvia, is totally JDM Sweet, because it has a SR20DET engine, not that stupid truck motor we get here.

2.(sarc.) Those 80 dollar ground wires you got off ebay for your tercel are JDM Sweet, y0

by K-Car Tuner May 16, 2004

JDM pose

JDM Pose: Popularized by drivers in Japanese car tuning magazines, this type of pose is typically random, silly (though sometimes serious), and awkward. The poseur attempts to contort one’s body in the attempt to create a new pose. However, the outcome is typically the same, i.e. forming an “M” on one’s head by pointing elbows to the sky while touching the top center of the cranium. Those with advanced techniques have the ability to create unappealing facial mannerisms while simultaneously contorting the legs. More advanced configurations can be performed while lying on the ground or can be attempted with props such as mannequins, other humans, or stuffed animals.

Nerdy Asian #4: Hey, we should take some pictures with our cars!

Hansom Pretty Boy Asian #1: That’s tight.

NA4: Let’s do a JDM pose!

HPB1: Ewww, no way. Those are played out.

NA4: So what? They still do them in the Options 2 magazine!

HPB1: Okay.

Hanson Pretty Boy Asian #1’s Girlfriend: I’m gonna take the pic now. Hurry up so I can go shopping.

NA4: (grabs knee with right hand, while putting left arm behind head) Sugoi!

HPB1: (puts both hands behind head and starts thrusting his pelvis)

HPBA1GF: You guys are dumb. (snap!)

NA4: We’re so cool. Let’s get bubble tea!

All: Okay!

by b-squared April 14, 2005