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Jaz

There goes Jaz again, taking the reddi whip.
by dndnahr March 20, 2022
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v-jaz

Where one particularly sour individual stores his copious amounts of beach sand. Short for v-jay-jay, vagina.
When speaking to a particularly irritated or uncooperative co-worker/friend/etc. : "Maybe remove the sand from your v-jaz, and we can get this show on the road." aka "Stop being an immature douche-fuck, lets move on".
by Sandfree January 4, 2014
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Jaz

a stupid whale bitch she think she everything like okay i don’t wanna hear it from u that’s why ur face is on google when u google blue whales bitch every time i walk into a hallway i’m jumpscared by ur turtle ass neck sticking around it like okay that’s why u look like my pedo grandpa that’s why my boobs are bigger and i’m not even a girl bruh that’s why u shit talked everyone in our friend group WHILE being friends with us fucking hoe that’s why u were obsessed with samantha and got all pissed off when anybody even looked at her like u have no chance i don’t wanna hear it from u and don’t even get me started on nikol shes got a damn stick bug as eyeliner like i don’t wanna hear it from her she look like she glued down her curls that’s why none of them will even talk to me without another one of their friends that’s why they called me a pussy for going to school bitch that’s why ur boyfriends friends all shit talked about u to us like okay all ur friends actually shit talk about u to us because nobody can fucking stand u that’s why none of ur teachers like u because ur failing that’s why none of them will come up to me without another goon because they’re both fucking pussies and have no life no status and no hobbies they’re all bland boring and look like my dead dogs asshole
“u know that girl jaz?”

that bitch that looks like a bleeding out whale? yeah she a bitch i’m so fake to her lmao”
by axxtena April 15, 2023
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Jaz

Fat bitch that doesn’t come to school because she is “sick”
Jaz has a throat infection from chocking on to much dick
by Jasmine and Helina November 17, 2019
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dirty Jaz

When you fill a girls throat with so much seamen that it hurts when she swallows.
"I did a dirty Jaz on Emily yesterday."
"Man I hope she's okay"
by TristIsTrist May 11, 2022
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Jaz

Jaz. The shyest person ever but she's amazing person you could fall in love with. She is perfect and attractive in every way, and every person fall in love with her. Jaz is the name of a crazy, cute, lovely and hard person too.
Having Jaz in your life is everything
by Idontknow0000 November 23, 2021
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Jaz

jaz x princess
by kyuisanumber July 15, 2023
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