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Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN
"Wow, he's such a Jarred"
by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016
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Jarhed

A sweet, funny and flirty type of guy who can ALWAYZ make you laugh. Hes athletic and SEXAY!!!! He knows how to treat a girl right in a sweet and seductive way. He likes his girlz honest, pretty and slim. Hes tall and has hazel brown eyes, light skinned and has curly brown hair. This iz the type of guy u will LUVVVVV 4EVAAAAA!!! I luv u cuddles!!!!! <3
Girl 1: Who ya textin?

Girl 2: Jarhed :)

Girl 1: ooooo gurrrrrl you mean the one with da hazel brown eyes?! :D

Girl 2: ahaaaa :) yaaaaa

Girl 1: lemme see your phone!

Girl 2: NO! i met jarhed first <3

Girl 1: -_-
by Mz. South Carolina November 22, 2010
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Jarred

Person who has chubby mexican friends and is black but acts white
by 7944 March 15, 2017
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Jarred

by A JArReD March 6, 2018
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Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
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Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.
"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."
by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010
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Jarred

Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born
Jarred is a bitch
by I'm not the one January 19, 2017
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