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Flash Jamming

That moment when you are listening to you headphones and you can't help but start to play invisible instruments, often accompanied by stage presence enhancing dance moves. Not to be confused with solo synchronized dancing. Flash Jamming is not always done in public but it is always spontaneous. The "jammer" is typically fully aware of the precariousness of his or her behavior but elects to let the beat flow through them and into the minds and hearts of those who are not blessed enough to hear what they are hearing.
Sunday evenings attack on the subway was sparked when a seemingly unaware man began flash jamming to DJ earworm's newest club banger. A group of h8ers, wished they could compete with the coolness of the victim but could not, so they attacked him with makeshift prison shanks.
by Matty-Oh January 1, 2013
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Jamming Out

To take a complimentary grape jelly packet and use it as lube.
At breakfast last week Thomas stuffed his pockets full of the complimentary grape jelly packets knowing he was out at home, and his lover Kimberly had spent the whole morning in anticipation of some passionate Jamming Out time.
by TerryPorter August 10, 2010
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Jamongalope

A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.
Q: Hey Cory, did your mom feed Kathy her jamongalope?
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.
by Steve J G October 16, 2008
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Jarming

The art of jarming is a skill only acquired by compulsive liars (Jarmies), even though you can tell that they are lying they still proceed to jarm.
Father: Did you step in ding dang didly doo?

Jarmy: Naw

Father: I can clearly see the dog water on the bottom of your shoe.

Jarmy: No there isn't that's muck

Jarmy*Jarming, knowing well and truly that he stood in dog shit*
by The Skitter Man December 27, 2019
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jean jamming

Dry humping with your clothes on.
So did you get laid last night? No, just some jean jamming. Man, my dick is chafed!
by jrjohnson78 July 30, 2008
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Jamin

Probably the greatest person you will ever meet. Generally good looking and good with the ladies. Brown hair, Blue/Green eyes, Average height, and Tan are common traits.
1) Jamin is the coolest/greatest/hottest/most all around perfect guy i have ever met in my entire life.

2) Jamin is so awesome that i am nothing compared to him.
by GoFallInADitchAndDie July 25, 2009
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jaminican

a person whois half jamaican half dominican
ME,me,me i am jaminican
by hi fi August 31, 2006
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