Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.
by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019
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Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper

When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.
Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!
by cinciguy010101 July 29, 2011
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Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
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Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.
Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.
by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018
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jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit
Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon
by but_whistle July 06, 2017
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jalapeño ankle

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire
1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser
by Mii Simp February 19, 2021
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Jalapeños Plopper

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.
Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning
by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024
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