Jake Sim 

A beautiful, handsome, more talented than you will ever be, perfect, funny, cute, amazing man. The loml. Stan Enhypen. Stan Jake.

Person 1: Who is that handsome man with that dog named Layla in Enhypen?
Person 2: You mean Jake Sim?

Jake Sim by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022

jake sully 

the big boy. the hottest being in all of humanity. he's real and married to me. a big 9 foot tall blue creature.

"i can't stop watching this jake sully edit he's so fine"
"fr"

jake sully by papalouiesasscheeks May 14, 2023

The Jake Stevens

When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.

Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens

The Jake Stevens by The Jake Stevens February 27, 2009

Jake Swain 

A herb ass nigga.

Jake Swain is a herb ass nigga

Jake Swain by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Jake Steed 

A porn star with a 9in. dick He works with Lex. Steele

April-He is so hung!
Susie- Yep, just like Jake Steed

Jake Steed by Donalds December 18, 2007

Jake Stevens 

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH

Jake Stevens by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011

Dirty Jake Squad 

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.

He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad

Dirty Jake Squad by Not Jake squad May 20, 2019